Another Icky Marketing Email
For your amusement…
Another email from another icky marketer; my “comments and edits” are in brackets [ ]
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Dear Sir [sigh--"Madam," if you please]
I would like to offer you a partnership with my seo company [funny -- I already offer SEO to my clients. I'm listening...maybe you've got an amazing offer that will sweep me off my feet??] .
As i [hey, capitalize "i" when refering to yourself] understand that your goal is to help business owner to increase their profits and expand the business exposure, we want to offer you a partnership deal [wait for it, wait for it].
If your clients are interested to order our internet promotion service, you can recommend us and we will provide them a quality service with an affordable price. We will share [with] you a very generous commission per sale [golly, so tempting, how can I refuse?]. We offer a wide variety of service such as website design, website promotion, online consulting, and many more. [That's funny...WE offer the same thing! We must be related. Mommy! He's copying meeee!]
Let me know if you are interested [ummm...no, thanks. And may I wish you the utmost success in your business ventures?]
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I have to laugh at these people. Do they really thing someone will respond to an email like this? Well, at least it cheered up my blah Friday.
I have ebooks and audios sitting on my hard drive that I’ve never consumed. I bet you do, too.
And at the end of each month take a look at those results and compare them to the results you wanted. Just because something produced poor results doesn’t mean you should give it the heave-ho. The first thing you should do it see if there are tweaks you could make that would produce better marketing results. Only after repeated failure should you get rid of a technique that is not producing for you.
One thing I know for sure: your customers are busy people. They see and hear your marketing message, and they may think, “Hey, that’s a great product!” Then a child (or the boss) starts to scream, or an ice storm knocks out power, or they run out of gas on the highway, and POOF! – Instant Distraction.
When it comes to marketing to multiple niches, I have two words of advice:
